So, you’re craving something tasty but too lazy to spend forever in the kitchen, huh? Same.
And let’s be honest—sometimes you just want to eat something that tastes like it came from a fancy pub, without having to change out of your sweatpants. Enter: Reuben Balls. They’re crispy, cheesy, tangy little flavor bombs that give you all the Reuben sandwich vibes but in bite-sized, pop-’em-like-popcorn form. Plus, there’s a spicy Thousand Island sauce that will make you question every boring condiment in your fridge.
Why This Recipe is Awesome?
- It’s idiot-proof. Even I didn’t mess it up, and I once burned water.
- Perfect for parties, game nights, or “I just feel like eating 12 of these in one sitting” moments.
- You get all the flavors of a classic Reuben—corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut—without having to commit to a whole sandwich.
- The sauce. Dear sweet mayo-based goodness, the sauce is so good you’ll want to put it on everything (don’t say I didn’t warn you).
- You can make them ahead of time and freeze them, so they’re ready for those midnight snack emergencies.
Ingredients
For the Reuben Balls:
- 2 cups chopped corned beef (store-bought or leftover—either works, we’re not judging)
- 1 cup shredded Swiss cheese (yes, Swiss. Don’t get wild with cheddar here… unless you really want to)
- 1 cup sauerkraut, drained and patted dry (super important or you’ll have soggy sadness)
- 8 oz cream cheese, softened (aka: the glue holding this dream together)
- 1 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1 teaspoon onion powder
- Salt and pepper to taste (don’t overdo the salt—corned beef already has its salt game strong)
- 2 cups panko breadcrumbs
- 2 eggs, beaten
- 1 cup all-purpose flour
- Oil for frying (vegetable or canola works best—this is not the time for extra virgin olive oil)
For the Spicy Thousand Island Sauce:
- ½ cup mayonnaise (real stuff, not the “light” one that tastes like disappointment)
- 2 tablespoons ketchup
- 1 tablespoon pickle relish
- 1–2 teaspoons hot sauce (more if you’re a spice junkie)
- 1 teaspoon smoked paprika
- ½ teaspoon garlic powder
Step-by-Step Instructions
- Mix the magic. In a big bowl, combine corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, cream cheese, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper. Mix until it becomes a chunky, glorious paste.
- Shape it up. Roll the mixture into 1-inch balls. If your hands get sticky, just dampen them a bit—no one likes wrestling with goo.
- Get the coating ready. Set up your breading station: flour in one bowl, beaten eggs in another, panko in the last. It’s like a tiny assembly line of happiness.
- Coat those beauties. Roll each ball in flour, dip in egg, then coat with panko. Pro tip: Press the panko on gently so it sticks better.
- Chill out. Pop the coated balls in the fridge for 20–30 minutes. This helps them hold their shape when frying.
- Fry time. Heat oil in a deep skillet or fryer to about 350°F (175°C). Fry the balls in batches until golden brown—around 3–4 minutes. Don’t overcrowd or you’ll end up with sad, soggy balls.
- Drain & admire. Place on paper towels to drain excess oil. Try not to eat them all immediately.
- Sauce it up. In a bowl, mix mayo, ketchup, pickle relish, hot sauce, smoked paprika, and garlic powder. Taste-test… then “accidentally” eat 3 spoonfuls.
- Serve & devour. Plate the Reuben Balls with the spicy sauce, grab a cold drink, and try to share.
Common Mistakes to Avoid
- Skipping the sauerkraut draining. You’ll get mushy, waterlogged balls. No one wants that.
- Frying too hot. You’ll end up with burnt outsides and cold insides—basically the culinary version of betrayal.
- Not chilling before frying. Skipping this step means your balls might fall apart in the oil like a sad cooking fail video.
- Forgetting to season. Yes, corned beef is salty, but the cheese and breadcrumbs still need a little help.
Alternatives & Substitutions
- Corned beef swap: Not a corned beef fan? Try pastrami for a smokier vibe or shredded rotisserie chicken for a totally different flavor.
- Cheese choice: Swiss is classic, but Gruyère or provolone could work if you want to get fancy.
- Sauce variation: Not into spice? Skip the hot sauce. Want more kick? Add horseradish and watch your sinuses thank you.
- Baking instead of frying: Sure, it’s healthier. Bake at 400°F (200°C) for 15–18 minutes, but you’ll lose some crispiness. Your call.
FAQs
Q: Can I make these ahead of time?
A: Absolutely. Shape and bread them, then freeze. Fry straight from frozen—just add 1–2 extra minutes to cook time.
Q: Can I air fry them?
A: Yep! 375°F (190°C) for about 10 minutes, shaking halfway through. Crispier than baking, less messy than frying.
Q: Do I have to use panko?
A: No, but regular breadcrumbs won’t give you the same crunch. And crunch is life.
Q: Can I make them gluten-free?
A: Totally. Use gluten-free flour and breadcrumbs, and double-check your sauces.
Q: Can I make the sauce ahead?
A: Yes—just store in the fridge for up to a week. But good luck not eating it before then.
Q: Is this a low-calorie snack?
A: Hahaha… no. But it’s high in joy, and that counts for something.
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Final Thoughts
There you go—Reuben Balls with Spicy Thousand Island Sauce. Crispy on the outside, melty and tangy on the inside, with a dipping sauce that might just become your new obsession. Perfect for impressing guests, treating yourself, or making a Tuesday night feel like a party.
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